25 October 2006
Ode to My Landlord's Bloody, Bloody Murder
Oh how I wish to have the landlord strung up
by meat hooks in his/her back
and start to slowly torture him/her
as slowly as they have been torturing me
from October 1st to the following October 1st
increasing his/her pain by 2%
like my rent went up when I renewed the lease
I'd like to shove red hot pokers right up
his/her ass and stick it to him/her
like he/she has stuck it to me
Die landlord, die!!
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