Why do I always overdo it when it comes to drinking? "Drinking moderately". What a joke!! In a nation of people who learn to get wasted at college, moderate is never going to happen. And why oh WHY do I always forget to get those freakin' hangover preventer pills before I go drink? Why don't I even eat before I drink? I'm killing the last of my brain cells!! I swear I am. I can't remember shit when it comes to my short-term memory. Everything gets immediately committed to my long-term memory. So I can tell you in a couple of years what you just told me today. See you then!!
